Why Portlanders Love Us More Than Rain

Proud to Be Portland’s #1 Cannabis Delivery Service

In a city known for its quirky residents, artisanal everything, and weather that makes fish feel dry, PotMates has emerged as Portland’s most beloved cannabis delivery service. And we’re not just blowing smoke.

The Portland Problem We Solved

Let’s face it – Portland has unique challenges. Like when you’re halfway through a documentary marathon about sustainable beekeeping, and your stash runs empty. Or when it’s raining sideways (again), and the thought of putting on actual pants to visit a dispensary feels like climbing Mount Hood.

That’s where we come in, bringing the green to your door faster than you can say “artisanal small-batch hand-curated locally-sourced gluten-free organic craft cannabis.”

Why Portlanders Choose PotMates

  • We understand Portland time: When we say “30 minutes or less,” we don’t mean “whenever Mercury is in retrograde.”
  • Our delivery radius covers the entire city: From Forest Park to Mount Tabor, St. Johns to Sellwood, we’ve got you covered (even that weird area nobody can agree is actually Beaverton).
  • Our drivers know Portland better than your GPS: They can navigate one-way streets, bike lanes, and unexpected protests with the ease of a seasoned barista pouring a perfect rosetta.

Portland-Approved Delivery Methods

Our delivery fleet includes hybrid vehicles, electric bikes, and for those really close deliveries, people walking really fast while looking intensely purposeful. We considered carrier pigeons but worried about product loss and airborne munchies.

The PotMates Promise

Unlike that food cart that swore they’d be “right back” after “a quick renovation” three years ago, we actually show up. Every time. With exactly what you ordered.

We’ve become such a Portland institution that visitors now rank their authentic Portland experiences as:

  1. Standing in line for 45 minutes for brunch
  2. Getting caught in unexpected rain
  3. Ordering from PotMates
  4. Arguing about which Powell’s Books location is superior

So next time you find yourself in need of nature’s finest while you’re busy Portland-ing (yes, it’s a verb now), remember that PotMates is just a click away. Because in a city that prides itself on being weird, we’re proud to be reliably awesome.